Dumdumleft Bonus Tracks: ‘We Need To Primary Warren’

Twitter Grifter Michael Tracey reports he doesn’t use the term progressive for himself, and claims “Tulsi defends Bernie better than he defends himself.”

Premier free speech absolutist Kyle Kulinski asks the question on everyone’s mind, “who will fact-check the fact-checkers?”

Hill TV propagandist Kystal Ball downplays Russian interference as “buff Bernie memes on Facebook.”

“Journalist” and Rolling Stone host Matt Taibbi mocks the threat of Russian meddling, “oh we should tremble before the awesome might of the Russian meme-making factories.”

Clickbait YouTuber Sahil Habibi advises “we need to #PrimaryWarren to push her left on issues like medicare for all, free college, foreign policy, and supporting Democracy. Even if the candidate doesn’t win it will push her leftward.”

Professional E-begger Niko House tweets “If you are discouraging a progressive primary challenger to Warren, you literally have no idea what you’re fighting for anymore.”