Dumdumleft Bonus Tracks: ‘Bernie’s Fatal Flaw’

Reactionary shouter Jimmy Dore rages at Bernie Sanders for going on a unity tour with the democratic party and says its ‘Bernie’s fatal flaw.’

Intercept journalist Lee Fang smears Mehdi Hasan, “you have more personal financial connections to Qatar than Tulsi has to Modi, would it be fair for you to have to respond every Qatari human rights violation? I don’t think so, and I don’t think your narrow obsession over the first Hindu lawmaker is fair minded.”

Progressive tabloid commentator Sahil Habibi asks “do you think Bernie prefacing every single criticism of Joe Biden with ‘Joe is a friend of mine’ is an effective move? Does it hinder Bernie or help him?”

Michael Bloomberg dropped out of the race, but that’s not stopping Assad-apologist Kyle Kulinski from re-tweeting Donald Trump’s EPIC memes.

Spectator writer Michael Tracey fabricates alternate reality where Elizabeth Warren garnered “enormous amounts of positive media coverage.” According to Media Matters Sen. Elizabeth Warren, former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg, Sen. Amy Klobuchar, billionaire Tom Steyer, and Rep. Tulsi Gabbard each received far fewer mentions.

Conspiracy-theorist Krystal Ball is tackling the important issues, like debating a former Hillary Clinton advisor on The Hill’s Rising.