Dumdumleft Bonus Tracks: Bernie ‘Sounds Like He’s Death On Stage’

Matthew Dimitri
3 min readSep 14, 2019

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-Jimmy Dore says “Bernie’s voice sounds like he’s been gargling with gravel and sand and he’s not surrounding himself with people who aren’t the brightest. You grab people that you know, look at his old press secretary, now, she’s working for Joe Biden. That was a bad hire. By his campaign. They didn’t go on The Young Turks, at the time in 2016, Young Turks owned alternative progressive news- they were it. They didn’t go on Cenk’s show til March of 2016, as they were being shut-out of all mainstream media.They didn’t go on TYT til march of 2016, that’s how smart his campaign was last time. And this time they let him go on TV sounding like he’s about to die. What you’re supposed to do, dummies in the Bernie Sanders’ campaign, is you’re supposed to have him pullback. He’s 70-something years old, what you do is tell him to pullback a day or two before the debate, so he doesn’t blowout his voice, which is what you didn’t do and he blew out his voice and then he sounds like he’s death on stage. The worst performance he had so far because of it. He already has a horrible speaking voice. Let’s make it even worse, let’s make everyone think he’s sick.”

-Aimee Terese declares ‘the impact of’ cancel culture ‘is on those challenging the status quo, or lacking the power to do so.’ I guess that means Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, Don Imus merely challenged the status quo, when facing advertisement exoduses.

-Kyle Kulinski asserts that “Hillary Clinton played Elizabeth Warren in 2016, because they approached Elizabeth Warren in 2016 and said oh we’re considering you for VP in 2016. And we’re gonna vet you, we’ll get back to you soon. And then what happened? That was Hillary’s chess move to block Elizabeth Warren from even considering endorsing Bernie. Because Elizabeth Warren thought, oh, shit I might be Elizabeth Warren’s VP.” Hate to burst Kyle’s bubble, but Warren endorsing Bernie before the Massachusetts primary wouldn’t have made much difference…MA delegates are awarded proportionally. (Shout-out Kid Showbusiness for catching that.)

-Fiorella Isabel thinks Ana Kasparian and Emma Vigeland are vilifying Tulsi Gabbard as pro-gun. Fiorella also feels its fine for Tulsi Gabbard to label herself as a Democrat Independent Conservative Libertarian because that’s just canvassing.

-Tulsi Gabbard dog-whistles to her base: “There is a problem with the guns, and the kinds of shootings that are happening every single day in cities like Chicago.” She then agreed with Dave Rubin that Chicago has some of the strictest gun laws. “Yeah, it is. And we’ve got to recognize that. I think that its unfortunate that those who are calling for gun safety reforms often turn a blind eye to the reality that’s happening in cities every day like that.”

-Niko House finds black-face jokes hilarious.

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